Garlic Gives Gas

Garlic Gives Gas

A hillbilly cook,
Uses lots of garlic,
A little while,
After eating,
You may hear a vibrating tune,
Which will make people look,
You may smile,
As you witness people retreating.
Garlic gives gas,
Your friends won't hang around you,
When they get a whiff of rushing air,
Your true friends all want to pass,
You by,
Garlic gives you gas,
Nothing will ever compare,
If you like hillbilly cooking,
With lots of garlic,
Eat at Jimmy's,
At the end of the feast,
Philipherous organic hillbilly music will be heard,
Yes! everyone will be looking,
Garlic is good to say the least,
When you go to bed,
And your blankets should begin to ruffle,
Remember where you were fed,
If garlic gives you gas,
Arise,
And have a truffle,
Relax and let it pass,
You may get a surprise,
Garlic will,
Give you gas.
Everyone loves little Jimmy's cooking,
After you dine,
With Jungle Jim,
And you find everyone looking,
Remember my line,
Garlic gives gas!

© Jim Smart

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