Psalms by Jim

Gary's Extra Special Flight

Gary's extra special flight,
Soars off the ground,
And into the night,
We love the awesome sound,
As the thrust of the jet engines roar,
There is a lot of room on the plane,
We couldn't ask for more,
We're off to England,
Where there is so much to gain.
Into the cockpit of the plane we are led,
As we wing our way,
Over the North Pole,
Oh boy! we don't have to go to bed,
Off to the right,
Northern lights are seen,
My what a gorgeous sight,
There,
Ahead of us,
Lies jolly old England,
We've landed,
What a beautiful flight,
Nothing will ever compare.
A taxi whisks us away,
To a fancy hotel,
Where we will stay,
It's expensive! but oh well,
After a well deserved rest,
We are led,
To a country cottage,
Where we are fed.
It's on to a cathedral we go,
On our way we pass a number of pubs,
With names like: The King's Arm;
The Dragon's Den;
Queen's Head; The Lady Charm;
And the Queen's Thumb.
Hey mommy, I like these pubs,
How come there isn't one,
Called the Queen's Bum?
I don't know my Son,
Ah! the cathedral with lovely stained glass,
We're sure lucky,
We didn't let this one pass.
After we search,
This magnificent awesome,
Glorious church,
It's off to the clinic we go,
For Gary, we are here,
The doctors say, we have something to show,
We are asked if we would like a refreshment?
Yes that would be a delight,
Please draw some.
Okay Gary, it's time for the show,
We all love you Gary dear,
Please give the doctors your best,
Gary the first thing,
We're going to do,
Is check,
Your IQ,
Gary is extremely bright,
His brilliance astounds us all,
Gary we love you,
Our counselor says Gary is Smart,
We're all happy and smiling, you're right.
Off to Wales we go,
Our host,
Takes us into a National Park,
There we find a lot of sheep putting on a show,
Yes it's the country we love most,
These trails on which we are hiking,
Were built by the Romans two thousand years ago,
The Romans knew a country person's heart,
The spectacular countryside is to our liking.
Our time in England,
Has been well spent,
We've made a lot of new friends,
Our flight home is two hours late because of fog,
Everyone says, I'm glad we went,
After we cross the English Channel to,
Make our connecting flight,
Jeff runs up to the billboard to check things out,
Flight Eleven for Canada now boarding,
Run! we hear Jeff shout,
England we love you,
Everyone is filled with joy you're right.

 

© Jim Smart

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