Pepper and Bells

Pepper and Bells

Inspired by: Marcy Sandness

If you're ever out in the woods,
and you hike upon a mixture of
pepper and bells,
danger is near.
What do we have here?
This looks like another hiker's goods.
Deposited by, a grizzly bear!
Reminding us that this eloquent
monster has no fear.
I do believe,
that pepper and bells the grizzly
could not digest.
That is why, himself he did relieve.
If you ever happen upon,
a conglomeration of pepper and bells,
be thankful that this scat was
not found upon your lawn.
When out for a walk,
it's a very good idea to carry
a whistle in your vest.
Pepper and bells are:
not always a deterrent.
Once inside the grizzly,
they only put his digestive system
through the test.
Pepper and bells,
ignite the grizzly's anger!
This cannot be denied.

© Jim Smart

The Lead Goat Veered Off

by Neil Anderson

Click cover for more info

All major credit cards accepted

VISA credit card orders may call toll-free

1.866.825.1837

Also available from

Partners in Grime

by Neil Anderson

Click cover for more info

All major credit cards accepted

VISA credit card orders may call toll-free

1.866.825.1837

Also available from